I, now, have a semi-stable living environment. Check it:

So, a few friends of mine and I came up to Savannah, GA to see our SCAD(Savannah College of Art and Design) friend. This was the end of last skool year and he(Alec/Baby Hands) wanted to party it up. And party we did. There I turned out a lesbian chick who is now my terrifyingly beloved girlfriend(we have fun). Well, I decided that my life wasn't going anywhere in my home town so I stayed behind with no one by my side. I slummed it around(finding out soon enough that sleeping in public is illegal and spending the night in jail was officer friendly's alternative).
Eventually, Rachel(dat chick) told me that she was also pretty homeless. So, being the nice lady that she so obviously is, she let me sleep with her in her car. Well, now that summer is over and SCAD is back in session I live in her dorm. She's a metals and jewelry major and her dormmates like to smoke pot, so we get along pretty damn well.

So, now that I have webs and shits, plus this environment is creatively inspiring, I will be making arts for the those-of-yous-guys who actually remember me at all...

Super.

So that's what's the haps be all about an' shits. Word to the motherfucker.